TOO MUCH CAT CLUB / ISSUE 001MORE CAT THAN BOXNO WALLET · NO FORECAST

TOO MUCH
CAT.

Huge tuxedo cat overflowing a tiny blue box
THIS IS THE WHOLE THESIS.
THE BOX DISAGREES.
TRY A BIGGER BOX ↓
The impossible fit / a very small investigation

MORE BOX.
MORE CAT.

We bought a bigger box. The cat got bigger. We tried again. He considered this a negotiation.

Choose a size, then take a box card. Your browser makes it locally; nothing gets uploaded.

Capacity experimentBOX: SMALL
The cat still does not fit

VERDICT: STILL TOO MUCH CAT.

Case file no. 001 / the containment attempt

A SHORT HISTORY
OF LOSING.

01

We found a box.

A perfectly reasonable box for a perfectly unreasonable animal.

02

We found a bigger box.

He took this as permission to become a bigger cat.

03

We stopped measuring.

The cat is not inside the box. The box is participating in the cat.

Club desk / make your own evidence

NAME THE BOX.
LOSE THE CASE.

Give the failed box a name. The cat will reject it. Your report is made in this browser; no account, wallet or upload.

Try “THE GROUP CHAT”, “MY EXIT PLAN”, or your own short name. Nothing is posted automatically.

TOO MUCH CAT CLUB / BOX REPORTSIZE: SMALL
Tuxedo cat in an insufficient blue box
MY LAST BRAIN CELL

STATUS: REPLACED BY CAT.   /   NO BOX CAN HOLD HIM.

01 / The ruleNo perfect fit.

The joke is one cat that scales past every container. Make a card, pass it on, invent a worse box.

02 / The evidenceBring a box.

A chart window, a profile circle, your final open tab: show us the smallest place this cat should not fit.

03 / Official linksNot yet.

The mint and social channels will appear here only after they exist. Ignore contracts dropped in replies or DMs.